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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again
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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Nintendo’s Holiday Preview was a masterclass in nostalgia, and I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a sucker for it. As…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

LCD Soundsystem Sets 2026 NYC Residency Gig
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LCD Soundsystem Sets 2026 NYC Residency Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

LCD Soundsystem have confirmed a 2026 NYC residency taking place throughout the holiday season. The new run of shows serves…

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses
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NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York City, where a judge just ruled against…

Interpol Packs Intimate Show at New Yorks Mercury Lounge
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Interpol Packs Intimate Show at New Yorks Mercury Lounge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Interpol didn’t get to play CBGB Festival thanks to its severe weather cancelation, but they still snuck in a New…

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