Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…
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Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…
Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…
PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…
Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…
BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…
Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…
Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…