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Jamila Woods Sets 2026 HEAVN 10th Anniversary Tour Dates
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Jamila Woods Sets 2026 HEAVN 10th Anniversary Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Jamila Woods is set to celebrate the 10th anniversary of her acclaimed debut album, HEAVN, with a late fall 2026…

Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance
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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Legendary metal drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer, Misfits) and pioneering ambient electronic artist Lustmord have formed a new project fittingly called…

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
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Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Spotify Adds AI Persona Badge to Artificial Intelligence Artists
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Spotify Adds AI Persona Badge to Artificial Intelligence Artists

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Spotify has announced a new AI Persona badge initiative to give listeners more transparency about when an artist’s identity may…

Allison Russell Hits Road For 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Allison Russell Hits Road For 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Allison Russell has announced a fall 2026 North American tour in support of her brand new album, In the Hour…

Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single
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Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Kristian Matsson, aka The Tallest Man on Earth, has announced his eighth studio album, Just Beyond Endless Mountain, out October…

Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…

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