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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

AirPods Max 2 Get $100 Discount
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AirPods Max 2 Get $100 Discount

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Apple’s premium AirPods Max 2 over-ear headphones are down to $449 at Amazon, or $100 off the standard $549 retail…

Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels
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Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Having seen his appearance at Trump’s Great American State Fair washed out, Vanilla Ice has pivoted to a different gig…

Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever
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Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Spin Doctors drummer Aaron Comess was challenged to play Avenged Sevenfold’s “Afterlife” as he heard it for the first time…

Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit
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Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

A federal judge has issued a temporary restraining order pausing Paramount’s proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery while she considers…

Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon
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Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Arca has officially announced that her new album, XXXXX, is set for release on July 31st via XL Recordings. Marking…

RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027
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RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

RUSH are rumored to play a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027, based on comments from radio host…

Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…

Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure
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Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

The Mahershala Ali-starring Blade reboot is one of the MCU’s biggest what-ifs, and Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has seemingly…

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
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Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…

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