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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…

J Balvin Thrives Without English Album Thanks To Karol G Success
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J Balvin Thrives Without English Album Thanks To Karol G Success

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

J Balvin says the global success of Spanish-language artists has reinforced his decision not to record an album in English,…

Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
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Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…

Keffe D Found Guilty In Tupac Shakur Murder Case
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Keffe D Found Guilty In Tupac Shakur Murder Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

A Las Vegas jury found 63-year-old Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of Tupac Shakur’s 1996 murder, a killing that has…

Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change
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Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson mocked President Trump’s recent executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake…

GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
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GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…

Punk Icons Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Bash
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Punk Icons Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

An all-star band of Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong, Rancid’s Tim Armstrong, blink-182’s Travis Barker, and onetime Ramones bassist CJ…

Bad Wolves Drop Dolly Parton Jolene Cover That Led to Lineup Change
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Bad Wolves Drop Dolly Parton Jolene Cover That Led to Lineup Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Bad Wolves have released their cover of the Dolly Parton classic “Jolene,” a track which was steeped in controversy before…

Sebastian Bach Joins Twisted Sister On Stage For First Gig
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Sebastian Bach Joins Twisted Sister On Stage For First Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Twisted Sister have performed their first show with Sebastian Bach as frontman. The performance took place on August 28th at…

Mike Judge Reclaims Beavis and Butt-Head From Paramount
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Mike Judge Reclaims Beavis and Butt-Head From Paramount

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Get ready to learn some fun facts about U.S. copyright law thanks to Mike Judge, as the creator of Beavis…

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