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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates
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Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Iceage have announced a 2027 North American headlining tour in support of their new album For Love of Grace &…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
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Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks
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Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

The gaming world is still reeling from the news that Electronic Arts, one of the oldest and most iconic publishers…

Robert Carradine Family Sues UCLA Hospital Leaders Over Actor’s Death
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Robert Carradine Family Sues UCLA Hospital Leaders Over Actor’s Death

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026

The family of actor Robert Carradine has sued the regents of the University of California following a suicide attempt while…

Drake Shows Love For Goth Inspired Fashion
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Drake Shows Love For Goth Inspired Fashion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026

If you’re like me and woke up Sunday morning to immediately see a viral clip of Drake barking in an…

Strokes Invite Charli XCX Onstage at Outside Lands
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Strokes Invite Charli XCX Onstage at Outside Lands

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026

Charli xcx joined The Strokes onstage at Outside Lands in San Francisco Saturday to perform “Take It or Leave It.”…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

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