Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
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Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…
Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…
FIFA Halftime Show 2026 Descends Into Chaos And Spectacle
Justin Bieber, Madonna, Shakira, BTS, and more joined forces for FIFA World Cup Final’s first-ever halftime show. The field at…
Jennifer Hudson Sings National Anthem at World Cup Final
Jennifer Hudson kicked off the 2026 FIFA World Cup Final with a powerhouse rendition of the US national anthem. It…
Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Sen. Bernie Sanders is at it again,…
Pavement Tackles Legendary Stairway to Heaven in Live Performance
Pavement performed a wretched cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” on Saturday, July 17th at an Oakland, California festival…
God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…
Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…
Conservatives Give The Odyssey A Big Thumbs Up
The controversy surrounding Christopher Nolan‘s The Odyssey has been ongoing, with some on the right criticizing the director’s decision to…