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Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Circle: Raiders of the Lost Dentures Coming to Your Grandma’s Xbox in 2025 (Maybe)
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Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Circle: Raiders of the Lost Dentures Coming to Your Grandma’s Xbox in 2025 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, so like, SGF 2025 happened, and Xbox, bless their little hearts, decided to grace us with yet another Xbox…

Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
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Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…

Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
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Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…

EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
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EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
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Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
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Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…

Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025
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Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Yo, check it, fam! Summer Games Fest 2025 just dropped the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending announcement EVER! Prepare yourselves for…

MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! 🙄 Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives…

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album
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SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with J.J. Caithcart of Different Stages Radio (which, let’s be honest, nobody’s ever heard of), Brent…

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