Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
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CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…
Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…
Gold finally hits $4,000: Now you can afford, like, half a gram
Another day, another ridiculous prediction from the liberal media! Gold hits $4,000 an ounce? Yeah right! This is just the…
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…
HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something
So, get this, at the geriatric mosh pit they call Aftershock festival 👴 in Sacramento, California, HATEBREED drummer Matt Byrne…
Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the gaming event of the millennium is upon us! Farming Simulator: Signature Edition is…
CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…
FBI scrambles like headless chickens for Amelia Earhart’s lost luggage, because priorities
Another day, another deep dive into the REAL issues, folks! Our Commander-in-Chief, President Trump, is on the case, ordering the…
OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…