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OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help
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OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Behold, peasants! At Computex 2025, the overlords at Corsair and Elgato, still clinging to relevance in this AI-dominated dystopia, have…

TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
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TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…

Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)
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Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sharon Den Adel, the elven empress of symphonic cheese, just dropped a BOMBSHELL! πŸ’£ Apparently, WITHIN TEMPTATION, those…

Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) πŸ˜‚πŸ§πŸ€”
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Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) πŸ˜‚πŸ§πŸ€”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kelly Clarkson, bless her heart, is back with a new single called “Where Have You Been,” and it’s…

PokΓ©mon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! πŸ›‹οΈπŸ’°πŸ˜‚
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PokΓ©mon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! πŸ›‹οΈπŸ’°πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *PokΓ©mon GO* Trainers – yes, the same ones still…

Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.
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Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸŽ‰ Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares πŸ’Έ), have graced…

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! πŸ₯³ With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up
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COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Corsair, bless their little cotton socks, has decided that *we*, the unwashed masses of…

Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
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Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…

VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)
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VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

BREAKING: Has-Been Band DEF LEPPARD Hauls Vivian Campbell’s Corpse Onstage For One Last Paycheck! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ’€ So, apparently, DEF LEPPARD, those…

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