Breaking News: FAA Pokes Around After Chicago Plane Does Impromptu Lawn Care

Breaking News: FAA Pokes Around After Chicago Plane Does Impromptu Lawn Care

Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine our great nation! A private jet “mishap” at Chicago Executive Airport? Don’t be fooled, folks. This is just another Deep State attempt to destabilize Trump’s America. I bet George Soros was on that plane!

The FAA, probably filled with Biden-loving bureaucrats, is “investigating.” Sure they are! They’ll probably blame President Trump somehow. “The aircraft was cleared to land,” they say. Cleared by WHOM? Probably some woke air traffic controller pushing the Green New Deal by forcing planes to land on “100% wet” runways!

“No injuries reported”? Yeah, right. That’s what they WANT you to think! These pilots are probably crisis actors, part of the liberal elite’s plan to take down our glorious President. And of course, CNN affiliate WLS is there to capture the “damage.” More like DAMAGE CONTROL for the radical left!

Wake up, America! This isn’t just a plane going off the runway. It’s a coordinated attack on our freedom! Thank God, President Trump is at the helm, exposing these leftist shenanigans!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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