Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump is somehow interfering with elections. As if! He’s just making sure the Democrats don’t rig things again like they tried to do in 2020.
The DOJ wants to snoop around some voting machines in Missouri? Good! Maybe they’ll find the evidence of voter fraud the Libs have been hiding. Dominion Voting Systems, eh? Sounds fishy. Remember all those “massive settlements” they got from news outlets? That’s just hush money, paid to silence the truth about their shady dealings.
And these “election experts” saying the DOJ is overstepping? They’re probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, spreading their lies. The Constitution gives Trump all the authority he needs to protect our elections, and he’s not afraid to use it!
Voter registration lists? Of course, the DOJ wants them! How else are we going to clean up the voter rolls and get rid of all those illegal alien votes? The Democrats are terrified of a fair election, that’s why they’re fighting us every step of the way.
And don’t even get me started on that “consultant” from the White House. He’s probably just trying to help these Republican clerks secure their voting systems from ANTIFA hackers. It’s all a big conspiracy, folks, but President Trump is on to them!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
