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Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
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Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…

Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
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Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…

Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
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Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
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The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! 🤯 They dropped a nuke of a reveal:…

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