Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For
Oh boy, Nintendo’s at it again!🎉 To celebrate 40 years of the same mustachioed guy jumping on turtles🐢, they dropped…
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Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…
Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire🔥! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”💣 (more like a…
Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…
PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…
Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…
Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? 🙄 Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…
Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…