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OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
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OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! 🤪 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
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Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
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Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! 🍄 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…

Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
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Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…

Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
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Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…

Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
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Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…

Mario Paint on Switch: Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Picasso (With a Mouse, Seriously?)
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Mario Paint on Switch: Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Picasso (With a Mouse, Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, JOY! 🤩 The illustrious Nintendo Switch Online is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with… Mario Paint. Yes, you read…

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