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Tag: Nintendo

Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
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Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…

Oh, so the Pokรฉmon TCG is blessing us peasants with slightly shinier cardboard for the Black and White anniversary? ๐Ÿ™„โœจ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh, so the Pokรฉmon TCG is blessing us peasants with slightly shinier cardboard for the Black and White anniversary? ๐Ÿ™„โœจ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, you guys, The Pokรฉmon Company is STILL milking the nostalgia cow! ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ„ Like, seriously, are they EVER going to…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐Ÿ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐Ÿ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ๐Ÿค‘ and $80 games are just the beginning ๐Ÿš€
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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ๐Ÿค‘ and $80 games are just the beginning ๐Ÿš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Listen up, peasants! ๐Ÿ‘‘ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed ๐Ÿค‘), has decided that your measly…

๐ŸŽฎ Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
๐Ÿ˜‚ Switch 2 Leaks Infuriate Nintendo โ€“ And Gamers Get Ready for More Salt
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๐ŸŽฎ Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2025January 16, 2025

Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendoโ€™s upcoming Switch 2 is…

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