Winds of Change? More Like Winds of “We Need the Money,” Plus Maybe Some New Noise and a Giggle or Two
WINDS OF PLAGUE, those symphonic deathcore… things… that you probably forgot existed, decided to grace us with their presence at…
Tag: Nostalgia
Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…
The Smashing Pumpkins and Erewhon Team Up to make a $22 Smoothie for Terminally Online Goths
OMG! 🤣 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, those elder statesmen of mope rock, have apparently crawled out of their crypt just in…
The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…
Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…
NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…
OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…
Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…
Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…
MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…