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Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
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Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…

Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
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Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…

Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
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Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…

New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
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New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently
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Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading through this wild story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. Elica Redding, a…

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