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Tag: Ozzy Osbourne

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)
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Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

So, Jack Osbourne, bless his little cotton socks, decided to grace us with his presence and tell us all about…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

Revenge from Hell: Ozzy Osbourne’s Ghost Orchestrates Fecal Bombing of Roger Waters’ Mansion
The Great Fecal War: How One Careless Remark from Waters Led to a Biological Attack from Beyond the Grave
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Revenge from Hell: Ozzy Osbourne’s Ghost Orchestrates Fecal Bombing of Roger Waters’ Mansion

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

In a world where aging rock stars have long since traded cocaine and groupies for organic fennel tea and angry…

STATIC-X Bassist Reminisces About Hanging With The Prince Of Darkness: “Ozzy Was, Like, Totally Awesome, Man”
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STATIC-X Bassist Reminisces About Hanging With The Prince Of Darkness: “Ozzy Was, Like, Totally Awesome, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

So, apparently, according to PipemanRadio at the totally important Bloodstock Open Air festival (never heard of it), STATIC-X bassist Tony…

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
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Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

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