Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
Tag: Ozzy Osbourne
Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…
Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…
Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom
Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…
MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)
San Francisco Bay Area metallers MACHINE HEAD, bless their cotton socks, decided to honor Ozzy Osbourne by butchering two BLACK…
Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund
LOL, as if anyone cares, COLDPLAY, those purveyors of beige boredom, “paid tribute” to Ozzy Osbourne by butchering BLACK SABBATH’s…
OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…
Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying
LOS ANGELES (or maybe just Hell’s waiting room) — Ozzy Osbourne, legendary frontman, slurred speech pioneer, and the man who…
Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…
Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025
Drink in hell for us all, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…