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Tag: Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying
Man Who Survived Everything Except Gravity: Ozzy Embarks on Final Tour — No Returns This Time
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Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

LOS ANGELES (or maybe just Hell’s waiting room) — Ozzy Osbourne, legendary frontman, slurred speech pioneer, and the man who…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Elephant Reads CNN

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025
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Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 22, 2025

Drink in hell for us all, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
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Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) 🙄 kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…

Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition
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Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, Vivian Campbell, the dude who used to shred for DIO and now warms up the stage for DEF LEPPARD,…

Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
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Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…

SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…

Ozzy Osbourne Refuses Megadeth at Final Black Sabbath Show After Confusing Them with McDonald’s
“Mustaine Is a Happy Meal,” Claims Ozzy in Late-Stage Confusion
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Ozzy Osbourne Refuses Megadeth at Final Black Sabbath Show After Confusing Them with McDonald’s

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

At what was supposed to be a legendary farewell concert for Black Sabbath in Birmingham, UK, one key band was…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

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