Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
OMG π±! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER π΄ and RACHEL WEISZ π΅?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
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OMG π±! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER π΄ and RACHEL WEISZ π΅?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
Oh great, another “Now You See Me” movie. π Because we DEFINITELY needed more of these cinematic masterpieces. Jesse Eisenberg…
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts π, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…
So, like, some dude named Tetsuo Hara, who apparently drew some stuff for Fist of the North Star π (never…
Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
Oh. My. God. π Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
As with most of Brazilian director Kleber MendonΓ§a Filhoβs films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…
Oh, sweet merciful carp! π£ Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…
Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…