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Tag: PlayStation 5

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
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Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are 🤷‍♀️), and a super-secret domain name…

Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
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Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…

Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
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Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…

EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
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EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

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