Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
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Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…
Kimmel Scraps Talarico Interview Due To FCC Pressure
Under the apparent threat by the FCC, Jimmy Kimmel says an interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico that…
Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…
Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…
Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is still the main event for the Republican…
Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…