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Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics
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Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…

LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
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LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…

Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical
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Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. 🙄 In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
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CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

Ex-ICED EARTH Vocalist, Matt Barlow, “Slightly Displeased” By Jon Schaffer’s Vacation Photos From U.S Capitol
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Ex-ICED EARTH Vocalist, Matt Barlow, “Slightly Displeased” By Jon Schaffer’s Vacation Photos From U.S Capitol

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

In a riveting exposé with Tom Wilson of Australia’s oh-so-credible Sense Music Media, ex-ICED EARTH crooner Matt Barlow was quizzed…

‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
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‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…

“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
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“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…

DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
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DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…

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