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Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
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Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…

Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
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Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…

Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run
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Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is throwing a ton of money…

Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
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Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…

GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise
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GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that GOP operatives are getting a wake-up call from…

Wynonna Judd Keeps Politics Off Her Stage
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Wynonna Judd Keeps Politics Off Her Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026

Wynonna Judd has no interest in turning her concerts into political rallies. During a recent appearance on Tomi Lahren Is…

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