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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
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Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
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Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…

Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks
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Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Julian Casablancas added more heat to his hottest take that privileged, white “American Zionist” talk like they’re “Black people during…

Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair
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Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

The Great American State Fair was suspended Friday due to excessive heat, but not before DC Fire and EMS treated…

Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
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Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776
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America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about America’s 250th birthday, and I have to say, it’s quite the celebration.…

CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
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CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…

Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…

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