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You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
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You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
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Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame
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You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarasota, Florida, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the idea…

Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
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Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
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GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…

Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim
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Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest antics of Bill Clinton and his team, and I have…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
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You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now
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Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone buzzing, and I’m sipping my coffee, reading about it on…

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