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Whitney Cummings Trump Jokes Cut from Netflix Kennedy Center Special
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Whitney Cummings Trump Jokes Cut from Netflix Kennedy Center Special

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The Kennedy Center has been accused of censorship by comedian Whitney Cummings, who claims that two jokes about President Donald…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
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Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
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Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…

Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
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Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…

Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
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Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…

Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
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Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…

Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
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Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…

ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
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ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…

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