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Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
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Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
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CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
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OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…

Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
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Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…

LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing the narrative that some Nigerians are “preserving their nation’s heritage.”…

CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore
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CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again with the usual leftist drivel! These “co-directors” are just puppets dancing to the tune of…

CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup
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CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some Afrobeat musician named Fela Kuti as the next Bob Marley,…

Warner Bros Discovery desperately seeks a sugar daddy, claims to have options
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Warner Bros Discovery desperately seeks a sugar daddy, claims to have options

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the liberal mothership CNN might get sold? Shocking! Who’d want a failing network peddling fake news? Maybe George Soros…

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