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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…

Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
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Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…

Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now
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Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our polite neighbors to the north are throwing a hissy fit because President Trump dared…

Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”
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Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on the “historic dawn of a new Middle East” orchestrated by our glorious President Trump, eh?…

Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse
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Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! A former CNN journalist, probably weeping uncontrollably, describes Gaza as an “apocalyptic moonscape.” I bet she conveniently…

Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
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Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…

Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints
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Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, the Clinton News Network, about a former hostage in Gaza! You just know…

Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’
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Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who it is – Sleepy Joe himself! Turns out, even after his disastrous term, he’s still…

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
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CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…

Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice
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Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest manufactured outrage, Trump…

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