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From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
Elephant Reads CNN

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…

Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
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Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…

Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now
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Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our polite neighbors to the north are throwing a hissy fit because President Trump dared…

Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”
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Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on the “historic dawn of a new Middle East” orchestrated by our glorious President Trump, eh?…

Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse
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Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! A former CNN journalist, probably weeping uncontrollably, describes Gaza as an “apocalyptic moonscape.” I bet she conveniently…

Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
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Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…

Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints
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Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, the Clinton News Network, about a former hostage in Gaza! You just know…

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