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Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice
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Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice

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Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest manufactured outrage, Trump…

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Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG!**🤯 Another Chinese propaganda flick! 🇨🇳 “The way out” directed by Xu Zheng, stars Xu Zheng, Xin Zhilei, Wang Xiao,…

GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
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GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…

GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
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Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…

Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
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Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…

Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
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Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

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