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Tag: Punk

KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
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KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…

Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever
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Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Fresh off the heels of SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s triumphant sold-out South American stadium tour (you know, the one where…

Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…

Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)
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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

English post-punk! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
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WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…

Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
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Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…

Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
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Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots πŸ€– in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! πŸ₯³ With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

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