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Tag: Putin

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…

Trump’s Generosity: Putin Gets a SHRINKING Window for Ukraine Shenanigans, Bless His Heart
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Generosity: Putin Gets a SHRINKING Window for Ukraine Shenanigans, Bless His Heart

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by CNN (Clinton News Network) to smear our glorious President Trump! Kaitlan Collins, bless her…

5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…

CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…

Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
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Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…

Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska
Slaughter to Prevail Drops ‘GRIZZLY’ Album, Grizzlies Drop the Artist
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Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Russian-American deathcore vocalist Alex Terrible (real name: Alexander Shikolai), known for growling like a demon and thinking like a teenager,…

CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…

GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…

AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult
Elephant Reads CNN

AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, honey, did you think Russia invading Ukraine was some kind of SHOCK? The liberal media is acting like this…

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…

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