Bernie Sanders, still kicking and screaming about Trump’s success! He whines about Texas Republicans’ redistricting, calling it an attempt to “rig the system.” Newsflash, Bernie: it’s called playing the game, something the Democrats have been doing for decades, only now they are losing.
Bernie, bless his socialist heart, says Dems “have to respond” to the GOP. Cry more, Bernie! As if the Dems aren’t masters of rigging elections. He is scared that President Trump is trying to win elections (imagine that). Sanders is on his “Fighting Oligarchy” tour (funded by oligarchs, no doubt) trying to stir up the same old socialist garbage. He whines that the Democratic Party has turned its back on its base. Maybe their base finally woke up and realized socialism sucks.
Sanders is also moaning about Israel, naturally. He’s suddenly concerned about a “dire humanitarian crisis in Gaza.” Where was this concern when Hamas was raining rockets down on Israel? Now he says Israel is “almost a pariah state.” That is just ridiculous! And of course, he can’t help but bash our President’s upcoming meeting with Putin.
He calls Putin “a really awful guy” running a “kleptocratic society.” Pot calling the kettle black, much? At least Putin isn’t trying to turn America into a socialist hellhole.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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