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Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs
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Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Get ready to put the pedal to the metal, folks! 🚗💨 Maverick Games has just announced its debut title, Clutch,…

Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
GeForce NOW Library Expands Like My Aunt's Waistline After Thanksgiving
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GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
Oh boy, PlayStation is really throwing us a bone this month, aren't they?
Breaking, Games News

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…

Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
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Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…

Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain
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Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the FBI is finally “investigating” the disappearance of 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie—right before the ransom deadline conveniently passes. How…

Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update
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Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Xiaomi’s SU7 Ultra Blasts Into Gran Turismo 7: Now You Can Race a Real Car Without Ever Leaving Your Couch…

ALEX SKOLNICK Teams Up With ARDESHIR FARAH: Where Shredding Meets Shiraz
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ALEX SKOLNICK Teams Up With ARDESHIR FARAH: Where Shredding Meets Shiraz

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

When the Electric Guitar Met Its Long-Lost Acoustic Cousin: A Tale of Two Six-String Wizards, One Who Forgot What Plugs…

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