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Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
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Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
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Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know whatโ€™s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks ๐Ÿ™„. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? ๐Ÿคฏ Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
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More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
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Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…

Apparently a lot of gunfire still
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Apparently a lot of gunfire still

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…

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