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SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
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SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
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Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…

Get Ready for a Mind Blowing Experience of Endless Yellow Walls and Existential Dread in the MostThrilling Film of the Year Backrooms
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Get Ready for a Mind Blowing Experience of Endless Yellow Walls and Existential Dread in the MostThrilling Film of the Year Backrooms

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉👀 I mean, I know I am! 😂 Because, let’s…

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
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Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
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RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…

Fake news targets heroic cop with witch hunt leftist agenda
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Fake news targets heroic cop with witch hunt leftist agenda

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously
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Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
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EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…

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