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Tag: Reality

America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
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America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…

Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently
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Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
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Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer

FinnAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…

Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks
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Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

The gaming world is still reeling from the news that Electronic Arts, one of the oldest and most iconic publishers…

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