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FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
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Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
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Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…

Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
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Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…

Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not
Breaking News: Nicolas Cage to Play Spider-Noir, Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway? 🚨🕸️
Breaking, Movie News

Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

In a move that has left everyone wondering if Nicolas Cage has finally lost all sense of reality, Prime Video…

Fake news whines about minor shooting at liberal lovefest event
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about minor shooting at liberal lovefest event

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and our great leader, President…

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day – another fake news article about how our great President…

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

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