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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent
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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 19, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my denim jacket, and I’m not even mad about it, because Guns N’…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation
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Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about President Trump’s rally in Youngstown, Ohio.…

NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
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NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…

Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…

Disney’s latest cash grab Lorcana gets unexpected boost from Hyperia City release
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Disney’s latest cash grab Lorcana gets unexpected boost from Hyperia City release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

After a year of turmoil in the trading card game market, it’s refreshing to see Disney Lorcana’s latest set, Hyperia…

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