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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Texas Woman Still Guilty After 18 Years of Trying
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Texas Woman Still Guilty After 18 Years of Trying

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Melissa Lucio case, and folks, this one is…

Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…

Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
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Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
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ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…

Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
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Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
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Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

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