Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩🎸 German/American heavy metal legends ACCEPT are celebrating 50 years…
Get ready to put the pedal to the metal, folks! 🚗💨 Maverick Games has just announced its debut title, Clutch,…
The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🤩 David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…
The legendary metal band Pantera is back, but not really 🤔. I mean, it’s not like they’re back with their…
