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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
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Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
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Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon
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Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

By Any Means, the latest attempt at a “Based on a True Story” biopic, has left me wondering if it’s…

KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

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