Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…
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Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Quincy, Washington, a small farming town, has become a hub…
Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…
CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire
In a move that’s about as surprising as a new Assassin’s Creed game being announced, CORSAIR has acquired Trak Racer,…
Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…
Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…
Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…