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Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
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Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, yes, Helldivers 2, the game that made everyone question their life choices while simultaneously screaming “FOR SUPER EARTH!” is…

Monster Hunter Wilds Dares to Drop Another Update on June 30, Bravely Ignoring Your Whining
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Monster Hunter Wilds Dares to Drop Another Update on June 30, Bravely Ignoring Your Whining

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s been a whole four months since Monster Hunter Wilds graced (or disgraced) our consoles and PCs. Capcom,…

Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
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Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
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It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…

Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
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Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…

Bryan Ferry and Amelia Barratt’s “Loose Talk”: More Like Loose Stool
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Bryan Ferry and Amelia Barratt’s “Loose Talk”: More Like Loose Stool

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 Bryan Ferry And Amelia Barratt – Loose Talk (BMG). Apparently, Bryan’s still alive. Who knew? So, Ferry’s first album…

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…

Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
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Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again…  Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…

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