SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
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GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…
Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense
Get ready to shell out some cash, folks, because Hatsune Miku is joining the Magic: The Gathering universe with her…
Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…
Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…
Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump drama, and I have to say, this one’s a…
Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…
Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…