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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends
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Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

A dark forest, a bunch of gnomes, and a whole lot of uncertainty – sounds like my love life, but…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
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How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
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Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
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Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

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