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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
The Last of Us Online: A Cautionary Tale of Gaming's Fake News and Broken Dreams 📰👀
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The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…

The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft
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The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

RIP to everyone who sat on the left side of the plane Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72
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RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 27, 2026

Ross “The Boss” Friedman — legendary guitarist of Manowar and The Dictators — has passed away. A true pioneer of…

McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Meal—Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

RIP Chuck Norris | Top 5 Most Insane Fight Scenes That Made Him a Legend
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RIP Chuck Norris | Top 5 Most Insane Fight Scenes That Made Him a Legend

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 20, 2026

Chuck Norris may be gone, but legends never die! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Fortnite Just Copied Avengers: Doomsday—And Fans Are Frozen in Shock
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Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…

‘The Bear’ Will End With Season 5, According to Jamie Lee Curtis, Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do Than Spill Showbiz Secrets
The Bear Is Ending, and Your Heart Will Never Recover From This Tragic News
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‘The Bear’ Will End With Season 5, According to Jamie Lee Curtis, Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do Than Spill Showbiz Secrets

FinnMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Well, folks, it’s official: The Bear is about to rip our hearts out and serve them on a plate, à…

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