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RIP Sam Rivers πŸ’” β€” Limp Bizkit Will Never Be the Same
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RIP Sam Rivers πŸ’” β€” Limp Bizkit Will Never Be the Same

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

Sam Rivers has passed away. Rest easy, brother Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) β€” The Spaceman’s Final Solo πŸš€ | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) β€” The Spaceman’s Final Solo πŸš€ | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)
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Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

In a recent chat with some dude named Alejandrosis on YouTube, CELTIC FROST overlord Tom Gabriel Fischer (aka Tom Warrior,…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!
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Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Next Stop Comedy,” formerly the “Boston Comedy Club” (RIP Boston 🦞), is gracing Arvada, CO, with its presence!**…

IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
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IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Watch a movie on a roof like a basic πŸ’… Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…

Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! πŸ’€ Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
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IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…

From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
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From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yōtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…

Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
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Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. πŸ™„ Apparently, these…

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