Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! ðą Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! ðŠĶ Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…
Tag: RIP
Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ð because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! ðĨ And by…
Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
ð It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…
RIP Charlie Kirk: Turning Point USA’s Donors Party On Without Him
Well, well, well, another supposed tragedy strikes the conservative movement! Seems like Charlie Kirk, that beacon of truth and freedom,…
RIP Bozo: Charlie Kirk Kicks the Bucket After Bringing a Gun to a Utah College Kneecapping Contest
Folks, the liberal media is reporting the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, a true patriot and friend to our great…
Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip
Oh, look, it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! ð Back again, huh? This time they’ve teamed up with Joe Carnahan…
Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
In a groundbreaking ð new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…
Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right
OMG! ð A WWI pilot goes back to being a RAILROAD detective! ððĻ He’s gotta find $25,000 and a missing…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…