RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…
Tag: RIP
The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…
Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…
SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)
OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…
The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…
Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…
Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!
**Comedy? More like a tragedy! 😂 Next Stop Comedy UNLEASHES “talent” at Inbound BrewCo, Minneapolis, MN – 701 N 5th…
Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…
VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter
So, like, KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent (you know, the dude who kinda looked like a rejected glam rocker from a…