Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…
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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…
Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…
Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…
Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…
The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…