FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…
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Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead
SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, have somehow managed to snag the No. 1 spot on the Alternative Radio chart with their…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…
OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. 🙄 During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…
Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time
OMG! 😱 The internet is ablaze 🔥 with news that former BUTCHER BABIES banshee Carla Harvey (who? 🤔) has graced…
Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…
WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…
Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except everyone), FOREIGNER‘s Kelly Hansen, a man who has been…