IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅
IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…
Tag: rock
Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 👴🏻🎸💸.
So, Gene Simmons, bless his black, leathery heart (probably from all the stage makeup), decided to grace Red Bank, New…
Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? 🙄🎤🎸
OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…
Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁
OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? 🤣😂🤣 Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! 💀…
Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back 🙄 🏍️🎶
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…
Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant 👴🎸😂
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…
Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸
OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🤘 Like, who even HAS that…
Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? 🙄Good luck with that, buddy! 🤣🎸💀
Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. 🥁🎤🎸 Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…
OMG! 👴🎸👴 Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! 🦖🤘😂
OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…
Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already 🙄 💿🎤🎶
OMG! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…