So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,” we mean it’s basically confirmed, that it’s fronted by none other than Charlie Simpson! Yes, THAT Charlie Simpson. The one who bounced between the pinnacle of intellectual music, BUSTED, and the slightly less offensive, yet still questionable, FIGHTSTAR. Get ready for their debut EP, “King Of Terrors,” dropping on September 26 via King Of Terrors/ADA. I know, the suspense is killing you! 😂
Apparently, this “King Of Terrors” title, which they claim is a Biblical reference (because nothing screams “original” like quoting old books 🙄), is all about darkness, religion, and death. So deep, so profound, I can barely contain my eye-rolls. 🙄
Their new single, “Rage” (how edgy!), is exploring a “new sonic avenue” by throwing in some synths and electronics. Revolutionary, right? 🤣 And get this, the lyrics are inspired by Dylan Thomas‘s “Do not go gentle into that good night.” Because what better way to show off your intellectual prowess than to half-quote a poem everyone knows? 🤓
PRESIDENT, in a statement so profound it’s practically dripping with pretension, said: “‘King Of Terrors’. The Inaugural EP. Forged in solitude. Shaped by memory. These are chapters drawn from the shadows we tend to sidestep — because facing them demands more than most are willing to give.” Oh, so brave! So groundbreaking! Tell me more about your courageous journey into mediocrity! 🙄
They continued, “PRESIDENT began as an attempt to confront the uncomfortable. To watch others embrace that confrontation has been quietly profound. There to be done. We press forward.” I’m pretty sure the only thing uncomfortable here is the level of self-importance radiating from this statement. 😐
Apparently, PRESIDENT is operating at the intersection of heavy music, electronic experimentation, and cinematic atmosphere. Translation: they’re throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. But don’t worry, they don’t conform to traditional genres or identities! They’re just “prioritizing intent over image.” Yeah, right. That mask isn’t fooling anyone, Charlie. 😉
Oh, and here’s a plot twist that’s about as surprising as finding out water is wet: King Of Terrors Limited, the company behind all this, is run by none other than Charles Robert Simpson himself! Shocker! 🤯 It’s like Batman being Bruce Wayne or something! 🤣
Remember when PRESIDENT was supposed to play at Download festival? Yeah, nobody knew who they were, but the photo on the website was super mysterious and edgy with a shadowy figure and red neon lights. So mysterious, like a toddler playing hide-and-seek by standing behind a transparent curtain. 🤣
And here’s another “shocking” revelation: some internet sleuth on Reddit discovered that the U.K. trademark for “PRESIDENT” was registered under Komorebi Entertainment Limited, a company owned by Simpson. Sherlock Holmes has nothing on these Reddit users. 🕵️♀️
Let’s not forget that Simpson wore a mask before on the British version of “The Masked Singer” in 2023 as Rhino. So, basically, he’s a pro at hiding his identity. Or, you know, not really. 🤷
PRESIDENT made their “live debut” (and I use that term loosely) in June at Download festival. I’m sure the crowd was just thrilled. 🎉
And if you’re still somehow interested, they’re playing their first headlining concert on July 30 at The Garage in London. Don’t all rush at once, now! 🎟️
Just a reminder, Charlie is a 40-year-old multi-instrumentalist who started his career in BUSTED before forming FIGHTSTAR. You know, just in case you needed a reminder of his illustrious musical journey. 🚶♂️
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
