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Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska
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Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Russian-American deathcore vocalist Alex Terrible (real name: Alexander Shikolai), known for growling like a demon and thinking like a teenager,…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Elephant Reads CNN

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
Elephant Reads CNN

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

‘A Different Perspective’ aka ‘The President’s Brain Explodes Over Ukraine’: National Security Nerds React
Elephant Reads CNN

‘A Different Perspective’ aka ‘The President’s Brain Explodes Over Ukraine’: National Security Nerds React

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in 2025! They’re clutching their pearls because Trump is…

GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
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GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…

AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult
Elephant Reads CNN

AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, honey, did you think Russia invading Ukraine was some kind of SHOCK? The liberal media is acting like this…

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…

Trump, in Masterful Deal, Promises to Gift Ukraine with US Weapons (via NATO, LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, in Masterful Deal, Promises to Gift Ukraine with US Weapons (via NATO, LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another masterful deal orchestrated by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining as usual, reports that Trump has…

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

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