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Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
Elephant Reads CNN

Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
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CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Sadist Announces Russian Tour, Forgets World Still Has Internet
Sadist Books Gigs in Putin’s Backyard β€” What Could Go Wrong?!
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Sadist Announces Russian Tour, Forgets World Still Has Internet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a move so tone-deaf it could be heard in Morse code, Italian metal band Sadist has announced two upcoming…

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed
Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is hyperventilating again about Russia. Apparently, the “scale of terror is growing.” You…

πŸ“’ Sadist just announced a Russia tour β€” and metalheads are DONE with them πŸ“›
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πŸ“’ Sadist just announced a Russia tour β€” and metalheads are DONE with them πŸ“›

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?
Elephant Reads CNN

US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that some “cybercriminal group” called “Scattered Spider” (probably funded by George Soros) has been…

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Elephant Reads CNN

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!
Death Metal Goes Full Spetsnaz β€” Sadist Ditches Stage for Trench Warfare
Music News

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

After news leaked about their secret gigs in Russia, Italian death metal band Sadist seems to have gone completely off…

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