Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…
Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…
Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…
Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…
Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland
So, Saint Etienne, those indie-pop relics, are finally crawling out of whatever retirement home they’ve been festering in to announce…
MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)
Alright, headcases, or should I say, empty-headed cases? 🤡 Your supreme overlord, Robb Flynn, has graced you with news of…
Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…
John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…
Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense
**🎹🍕Black Alley Friendsgiving Party at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge, Sunday, November 23rd, 5-11 PM! Pre-Thanksgiving vibes with your crew!…