Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
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Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…
Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…
Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…
Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…
Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…
ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…
Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…