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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! πŸŽΈπŸ”Š Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
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Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…

Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
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Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…

DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
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DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! πŸŽ‰πŸ€© David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…

Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
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Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway

FinnMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…

Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
Breaking News: Sony Decides to Go Back to the Stone Age with Single-Player Games πŸš€πŸ‘€
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Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…

Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
The Sega Saga: A Tale of Cancelled Games and Rebooted Dreams 🀣
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Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…

BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
Breaking News: Metallica Still Exists and People Still Care 🀯
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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…

Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
Sony's Financial Reports Are Out, and It's Time to Get This Party Started πŸŽ‰
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…

Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The End of an Era: Nintendo's Takashi Tezuka Retires, and We're All Doomed πŸŒͺ️
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Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…

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