BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…
Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…
DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🤘🏻💥 DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…
Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…
Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…
Oh Joy Another Conference to Teach You How to Annoy People with More Ads on the Internet in 2026
The Digital Marketing Strategies Conference: because your car sales need a boost 😂 Held annually in Scottsdale, top thought leaders…
SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…