US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…
XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…
Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…
United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…
New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…