Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those South Korean workers at the Hyundai…
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…
Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…
SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…
Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
OMG 😱😱😱! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds 😴, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…
Mike Patton and The Avett Brothers Vomit Up New Ear-Bleeding Single ‘Heaven’s Breath’ From Diarrhea-Inducing Collab Album ‘AVTT/PTTN’
Oh, great, more music 🙄. As if we needed another reason to question the state of the industry. THE AVETT…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…